a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.
the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day
by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009
by Dutch B December 21, 2006
A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.
"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"
"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"
"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 16, 2012
Occurs whilst having sex in the shower with your significant other and one of the participants breaks wind.
Becky laid a hot gondola on me last night in the shower. Worst part is we had broccoli for dinner.....
by Spanky mcspankface May 12, 2017
A small living quarters attached to a rope that tows you up a mountain, usually used for ski/snowboard resorts. Fun to throw snowballs, tennis balls, and limbs of a tree at.. but take caution because Northstar security faggots may come in trucks to exercise use of all their power.....
-Hit gondola pod number 34
-Set, Aim, FIRE
-hey man dont do that we might get introuble..
-by who?... the fake cops at northstar who cant do SHIT
-yeah, youre right, lets just go knockdown some snowmen like campo assholes
-Set, Aim, FIRE
-hey man dont do that we might get introuble..
-by who?... the fake cops at northstar who cant do SHIT
-yeah, youre right, lets just go knockdown some snowmen like campo assholes
by CGOOODY April 6, 2011
One partner lays in a bench-press position, while the other does a middle split across the first partners hands. The first partner then proceeds to bench press the second while performing oral sex.
by Circus boys April 10, 2015
When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
by Tin Bizry June 8, 2015