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Goldtoof 

The Goldtoof is a new name catching on for the emo haircut.

Goldtoofs is the plural form of the word, or a group of people with the Goldtoof cut.
Goldtoof for males: Greasy, shaggy hair that hangs over the side of one's face, covering their desired eye in a side-bang type fashion. Almost always dyed black, sometimes with some streaks or tips (mostly red). Shines in the light, since it's extremely greasy due to them not washing it.

Goldtoof for females: Usually cut short, just above the shoulders. Almost always dyed black or dark brown. Tips and streaks are common. Many put their hair up in small pigtails, equipped with My Little Pony, Pokemon, Care Bear, or some other little kid's show hair ties. Side bangs also a common trait. Unlike the males, female emo kids usually wash their hair.
Goldtoof by xzebraheadx May 11, 2007
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gold toof 

One that has a tooth or teeth covered with a Gold cap.
I went to the dentist and had a cavity, now I have a gold toof.
gold toof by Peter Fitsniceinside February 7, 2003
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The speaker on your iPhone, used as a primary listening device when your car is so ratchet that it has neither Bluetooth nor an aux jack. For best Goldtooth sound, the iPhone must be placed, speaker out, under the visor.
Passenger: Damn, man, your car ain't got no aux cord or Bluetooth? How is we supposed to listen to Prarie Home Companion podcasts?

Driver: (Placing his iPhone under the visor, while the rich, sonorous, sounds of Garrison Keillor's voice are squeezed tinnily out of tiny speaker holes like a steak through a screen) Don't worry, brah. We've got Goldtooth!
Goldtooth by The Katt April 5, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026