goldie-con Share definition Flag the act of a rural white boy wearing gold teeth,(who lives in the suburbs and has never been to jail). dude1: you nick is real cool, hes rockin the mad golds!dude2:yo nick is a goldie-con,he aint real!! goldie-con by big QPeeezy June 23, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the goldie-con mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch