Going Goldenberg 

Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.

This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.

See the false definition of asher lolz.

Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.

Going Goldenberg by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009

goldenberg 

the act of dying due to a golden penis being shoved in your mouth

Adriana goldenberg'd Anna last night

goldenberg by mamam April 1, 2007

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment 

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

goldener henry 

When there's nothing to wipe after taking a good shit.

A: Ein goldener Henry würde mir jetzt sehr will viel Zeit sparen.

goldener henry by Tursti September 8, 2017

GoldenMonkey526 

A fucking tryhard that you will mostly find sweating on bo2 capture the flag and other modes. This man is scary and is in the MEX clan you can find him playing other games as well sweating.

Oh shit it's GoldenMonkey526, prepare for a sweaty game.

GoldenMonkey526 by Hit_ July 11, 2019

goldencereal 

The best YouTuber coming in at 14 subs

Yo I love goldencereal

goldencereal by Thicc daddypai November 22, 2018

goldenmorn 

Goldenmorn a trustworthy person, best girlfriend always sticking with her friends. She has vibes, but do not vex her, you will not see the end, she is loving, beautiful, she love the cereal too. All she needs is care, love attention ps(she is an attention seeker). She gives not expecting anything, she is playful yet beautiful, sometimes confusing and annoying, when you vex her buy goldenmorn she will forgive. She dresses somehow and she is hot af like af. And all her friends are ballers (search for the meaning). Plus she gives good advice, if you need someone to hug she is always for you.

I want goldenmorn to be my girlfriend

Goldenmorn gives the best advice

goldenmorn by Goldenmorn October 8, 2020