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Golden Shane

When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt
OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane
Golden Shane by WhatThe13 April 3, 2020

golden shiner 

Mechanical stimulation of the phalus by another individual's hand in an aquatic environment. Underwater hand job. Also known as a "fin job."

Golden shiner refers to a common species of minnow native to fresh waters of the Atlantic slope of N. America.

I asked Jane to clean the filter after giving me a golden shiner in the hot tub.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026