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Golden Doorknob

gold-en door-knob(gohl-duhn dawr-nob)

-verb

The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob
After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!
Golden Doorknob by MyExRex December 31, 2009

Goldendoodle 

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.
Goldendoodles are a good time.

goldendoodle 

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).
My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.
goldendoodle by Aryn July 18, 2006

goldendoodle 

Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.
Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.
goldendoodle by Poodlelover AW January 18, 2008

goldendoodle 

cross bread of a golden retreiver and a poodle
cute dog

thanks its a goldendoodle
goldendoodle by *!*@*#*$*%*^*&* January 25, 2018

Goldendoodle 

A cross breed dog that people are willing to pay purebred prices for. Usually a cross between a golden retriever and a poodle, but also used sometimes to refer to a poodle crossed with anything.
This is my goldendoodle Daisy, that I paid a lot of money for so that I could say the word doodle a lot because I think it's cute and funny.
Goldendoodle by Yep :) April 11, 2017