golden boner

When you are masturbating with a full bladder

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.

by Andy Gold February 21, 2019

golden boner

when you get done fucking someone in the ass, you take your dick and put it in some cock juice. after that you put your pants on and go outside with ur cock hanging out and show your friends.

OMFG dude, you have the golden boner!

by my_load_owns January 21, 2009

Hisoka Golden Boner

When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.

"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"

by epicondylitis May 28, 2020

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016