Ghetto Golden Goose

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps

"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"

by BaronO'Malley May 1, 2018

Golden Goose Egg

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

by roper.6 September 30, 2011

The Golden Goose of Gondor

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm

The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone

by Maj Upham December 23, 2011

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy December 6, 2015