When a female is attracted to a male's expensive gold chain he wears around his neck
Guy1: dude I got a lot of girls Tryna hangout with me these days
Guy2: you think they into you?
Guy1: nah, they don't like me, they just got the gold chain flu
This incredible surname, thought to pre-date Neolithic man, can be split into 2 syllables “Gold” meaning golden, and “Swain” meaning lover.
A Goldswain is indeed a golden lover.
The opposite sex, or same sex, depending on ones preference, seem to loose all ability to control their desires once a Goldswain has been spotted.
“Barry stop the car, I want a divorce, I’ve just seen a Goldswain”
“Don’t bother peeling those tomatoes Judith, that gorgeous Goldswain girl with the massive funbags is running down the beach on Baywatch”
“That’s the last time I buy you a pina colada Gareth, It’s quite obvious that you fancy that Goldswain over there”