Goldbluming
Goldbluming by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020
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Goldbluming
To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.
Goldbluming by f***_off April 19, 2011
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Goldbloomin'
A creepy man at a bar/party/gala who stands to the side and who be giving yo chickens them freak nasty looks, as if to say "Ima steal yo chickens." Man may or may not resemble Jeff Goldblum
Goldbloomin' by Raehl Me June 22, 2006
goldbluming
To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.
T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."
A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"
A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"
goldbluming by R1's_awesome December 9, 2008
goldblumming
When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.
'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'
'f**kin goldblumstation 3'
'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'
'f**kin goldblumstation 3'
'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'
goldblumming by Ben Carr May 29, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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