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Gold Wings 

In the wings system these wings are awarded for your first golden shower.
"I don't want my gold wings, that's grim!"
Gold Wings by denzille May 19, 2005

Goldwing Benefits 

Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.

Goldwing 

Goldwing is a metaphor for a young woman who is non-traumatised, and non-exploited within society.
A goldwing angel
Goldwing by ausrias September 5, 2023

goldwing 

a motorcycle made by honda, massive, rivals a freightliner in size, fuel economy and performamce
"did you see that goldwing hit that SUV, it diddent even slow down, the SUV was totaled"
goldwing by gixxer 4 life September 26, 2003

goldwinged 

person one- “you know that song goldwing by billie eilish?”
person 2- “yea shes goldwinged.”
goldwinged by maleygravy February 18, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026