Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.