11 definitions by denzille

Gold Wings

In the wings system these wings are awarded for your first golden shower.

"I don't want my gold wings, that's grim!"

by denzille May 18, 2005

purple wings

In the advance wings set this is awarded for having sex with a pregnent girl.

"Any body got their puple wings? - Who's was it?"

by denzille May 18, 2005

wings

A system of rating sexual experience. Wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the Air Force etc.)
Commonly:
White Wings
Brown Wings
Red Wings
Gold Wings

contravercially also:
Pink Wings
Purple Wings

"What are you smiling about?"
"I got my pink wings last night..."

by denzille May 18, 2005

purple nasty

n. Snake bite and black, snakey b, fighting juice etc.

An intoxicating mixture of cider, beer and blackcurrent (preferably cheap, not Ribena).

Best made with ludicrously strong scrumpy and Tenants' Super.

Mate, let's hit the purple nasty and get proper cunted.

or,

Fuck, dude, look at that vom! He's totally been on the purple nasty!

by denzille May 15, 2005

pink wings

in the advanced wings set this is getting both red and white wings at the same time.

"There's no way you've got pink wings man! No-one manages that!"

by denzille May 18, 2005

kebabulance

A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

by denzille May 22, 2007

bluey

A £5 note. 'Cos it's blue innit?

(Not a £10 which is orange!)

Ahh mate, I'm brassic, shout us a bluey!

by denzille May 14, 2005