After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Having anal sex with a person to completion and then urinating in that person's anus.
Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.
by RowdyRoutman January 29, 2016
by lissy April 28, 2004
The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006
Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
by The Silent Duck December 2, 2007
When a male poops and cums on the poop, he over the poops in cum like cake frosting. Then she gets honey and cover the poops with honey. After he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to fuck his girl friend he takes the poop out and shoves it in her ass. Then he fucks her analy, while the poops is in her ass it melts and the honey shit and cum mixs together. While fucking the mixture leak out. When the misture comes out it looks like gold rushing out of a mountain
by Dr. Johnny O August 9, 2010
Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.
by Bobguyawesome December 1, 2022