A handsome and successful male who uses the medicated powder in the heat to keep their large and fertile testicles free of sweat and chafing.
Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.
by Tzgbb August 23, 2018
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Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.
It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.
by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009
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When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.
Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010
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