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Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011
Related Words
goive goiter Goiner Goise Gotye Goyette gaiye goigeous goiker goine

goiter ranger 

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.
theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger
goiter ranger by john stiglich October 22, 2006
A word to express general disinterest in one's situation or surroundings. Originally from Winchester College, goive has now spread to some major universities round the country. The word can be added to with both suffixes and prefixes: Mmyagoive and Goivestani
-Aren't you shirking?
-Goive
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-He's going to go mad
-Oh goive
goive by Nicholas Tate March 8, 2003
The act of yelling out the window, "You didn't have to cut me off!"
The traffic was so bad today that I couldn't help but scream and gotye at other drivers.
Gotye by GingerFreak August 16, 2012

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.
goiter bomber by goiterbomber June 25, 2012
an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks
When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29
goiter by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003