going turtle

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.

It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.

by Johnny_gilb March 18, 2016

Imma go polish my turtle

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.

"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"

by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017