ME: "Hey, J, yu gun be smokin weed before school tomorrow?"
TEACHA: "WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!"
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ME: "Hey, J, yu going to the doctor before school tomorrow?"
J: "Yeh, yu comin'?"
TEACHA: "J, what is wrong, why are yu going to the doctor?"
J: "I've got a bad case of CHRONIC hunger."
TEACHA : "Ah, that's a terrible shame. Good luck."
US: "HAHAHAHAHAHA we're so smart."