An American living in Canada and is almost considered an outcast considering he is used to his common american culture. Instead of Hockey he loves Football, drives in a shitty car, and loves the color green. He is confused about his orientation. He tries to get girls but fails miserably.
Man, I could have scored with that chick but I didn't ...

You're such a Goggans...
by Snickerknickerbox July 22, 2008
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Goggan; adjective

Meaning: An object used in a way that is wrong yet looks cool.
by Bitor July 3, 2004
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