gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

Geo-Gobshite

A bunch of basement dwelling geography students (mostly) who sit around coffee rooms eating crisps, drinking tea and wrongfully correcting conversational vocabulary.

Relating to a recent robbery..
“I’m sorry I think you mean burgle; don’t you realize burglarize is not real a word”

by TOP-DAWG July 29, 2003

Gobshite

A foolish mind puppeteers and mind puppet complex who talk Inside Information in public spaces where non-Gobshites can hear, while always pleading ignorance if questioned.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.

Gobshite: "Blah blah blah, {Inside Information Words}, Blah blah blah"

Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.

by B D Eye April 13, 2022

Gobshite

Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob

‘The big Gobshite reckons the Cloontagh men will win the Over the Bridge match the year’

by EddieIverslad December 22, 2018

Gobshite

Somebody who is full of shit, talks the talk but can't walk the walk.
Can also be used for someone who is just a complete asshole.

Shut up will ya Michael, ya feckin big gobshite!

by That Irish Eejit March 31, 2021

Gobshite

Basically a God, everything this guy says go. If you won’t to have a good life listen to everything this guy says

My king your a Gobshite

by TeTeeTe February 10, 2021

Gobshite

An Everton fan bigging up their teams chances of winning the premier League after only two games being played because they have won them both of them

Typical Everton fan. Just because they beat WBA and coronaspurs they think the league is done. Fuckin' gobshite.

by Kookyflukes September 23, 2020