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Elite barbs and goblin drill 

Elite barbs and goblin drill are cards in the game call Clash Royale. People who actually use Elite barbs for a living just like bouncing on BBC. Same goes for people who use Goblin drill. Every time I go vs people like this I turn a part of the 97%.
Me:You wanna 1v1 in Clash Royale
Guy:Yea sure but ima use Elite barbs and goblin drill?
Me:Yea no
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goblin drill 

Goblin Drill is the newest card released in the mobile game Clash Royale made by Supercell in 2016. As the most broken shittiest card, using this card definitely makes you homosexual, no matter what you say. You are a piece of shit no life and the bitch standing on the corner of the street is more successful than you'll ever be. Mirroring goblin drill and playing goblin drill cycle is equivalent to parading around downtown with a full rainbow outfit with a big ass sign that says "I'M GAY!"
Bob: Bro, this new goblin drill card is op!!
Joe: You're a worthless shit for using that card

Goblin Dome 

Oral sex performed by a woman that is hands down, the best OR some of the best you've ever had.
1.) Term was originated from a porno I had seen, the woman performing the bj was very ugly facially, her teeth kinda reminded me of a goblin's teeth, but she was going at it like she was bobbing for apples, hence the term "goblin dome".

2.) Tim-"Damn Adrian, last night I got some goblin dome from this girl I met at Features."

Adrian- "Well Sarah gave me some goblin dome this morning too"
Goblin Dome by BIG WET TURD March 12, 2011

Goblin Dick 

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.
"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
Goblin Dick by Dringman December 10, 2009

National Goblin Day 

March 12, or National Goblin Day, celebrates goblins
Lily: Happy National Goblin Day, Carly!
Carly: It’s March 12, my birthday!!
National Goblin Day by Goblina April 30, 2020

Goblin Daddy 

Goblin Daddy

compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
Erika: check out that Goblin Daddy at 12 O' Clock!
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
Goblin Daddy by Goblin daddy June 15, 2016

Dice goblin/dragon

This is the child of a dice goblin and dice dragon.

A dice goblin collects dice simply for how many they can achieve. They do not care if it comes as a single die or as a set they just need more.

A dice dragon cares some about quantity but mostly about quality. They like the Shiney. Having a set of dice for a specific reason or character.

A baby of a dice goblin and dice dragon cares about both. They have nice Shiney and specific dice sets yet they also want "all of the dice". They awe the dice as there precious.

They protect there horde and have some dice that are there's and there's alone and others that are for sharing.

They take pride in how they store there dice and even have display cases or special displays for them.

Some people who fit this category may even give there hybrid dice goblin/dragon an alter ego name.
Man that's a lot of dice and there is also some really nice ones in there. Are you a dice goblin/dragon?

I'm the baby of a goblin and dragon. I need all of the dice yet these are my most precious.
Dice goblin/dragon by SmithySledge September 26, 2021