goatse 

A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.

The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.

Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.

If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.

goatse by therebel56 August 14, 2011

goatse 

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

goatse by Rankanga September 13, 2005

Goatsesense 

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

Goatsesense by Rentro November 13, 2004

goatse.cx 

Good raging material

goatse.cx is fucking sick

goatse.cx by Joy December 19, 2003

goatse man 

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.

"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"

goatse man by shoelace November 22, 2003

goatsebuster 

A goatsebuster is an admin at a forum usually, but it could also be an editor at a wiki or similar, that works to remove goatse spam and save the site's users from the horrors of goatse. This includes, but is not limited to: goatse links, spoofs, references, images etc.

Today I had to remove 3 more goatse links that claimed to be "Cute kittens!". Being a goatsebuster is a tought job, but someone's got to do it!

goatsebuster by nxsty May 7, 2008

goatse man 

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

goatse man by Falconrath August 13, 2003