goaticus

a nerdy, close minded homosexual, who tries his/her hardest to be different from everyone else and in turn ends up being exactly like everyone else, and most of all sucks beyond belief at all video games, but mainly CODMW2, WoW, and AC:4A, not to mention he/she is most definitely a virgin

that Goaticus is such a narrow-minded prick, maybe if he took some criticism he wouldn't be such a baddie at life

goaticus by shmoggle mc boggle March 29, 2010

Goatious 

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)

Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.

Goatious by Cp6Z July 22, 2021

Gaticus 

Usually used by the paintball community to define a paintball gun as supreme. Originates from the slang term Gat (meaning gun) and the Roman Ticus (meaning awesome).

Jim: Holy fuck, did you see that guys Gaticus?
Jhon: Yup it was majestc!

Chris: Lets go Balling
Don: Sure. Let me get my Gaticus.

Gaticus by Awesome Possum Of North Korea March 23, 2010

maximus_goatimus 

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

maximus_goatimus by :o January 20, 2005

maximus_goatimus 

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>

Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.

maximus_goatimus by Silver January 21, 2005

goatius

Da goat

Spencer is goatius

goatius by Johnny’s synonymous October 15, 2023

Goatimus serour 

Strictly goated activities, from the legend of benix serour

*Wilder gets back from golf* "Oh what's up Goatimus serour"
"Itai can you pick up Chipper for me on your way home if I order on the app?" "Yessir" "Goatimus serour"
"Sid cmon, can you say Goatimus serour once?" "No I'll never say it"

Goatimus serour by Serour August 15, 2024