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Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.
Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro
Goated by Pyroshank September 22, 2019
Pronunciation: Gw-ex

A commonly used term to describe intimate relations between two or more goats, abbreviation of GOAT-SEX, this word describes an action performed only by goats and no other species.

Alternative meaning: When seen in the wilderness it can be interpreted as a sign from Beelzebub, an omen that wondrously terrible things are approaching

ex. unpasteurized milk, unprotected sex, etc.
“I watched live goaex at my local farm last night while i snuck in to steal the fresh unpasteurized goat milk i crave.”
Goaex by Arnie Stiltskin August 15, 2023

Goated On The Sticks

An action of being a goated controller player or the greatest of all time.
Yo This man is Goated on the sticks!
The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.
Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.
Goated by I am autism January 29, 2018
_____ rapper is GOATED. Nobody can top that guy bar for bar.
GOATED by bic boi of usa October 26, 2019

Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver
After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee