When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.

specific scenario for the term "goated"
person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?

person2: no, what?

person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.

person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!

Allen: shut up.

by AngelCalifornia October 23, 2006
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