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Goat Trail

Goat Trail : A man made path or trail thru the woods or hills to get to the local watering hole for a cold frosty beer. The shortest innovative path from ones apartment to mischief.
While traveling out of town , Ted the Superintendent, would always create his own Goat trail to the local dive bar or pub.
Goat Trail by Fatphil October 14, 2021
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Goat Trail

Idaho's Highway 95, often referred to as the Goat Trail, is one of the nation's 9 deadliest highways. If Coeurdifornians and others aren't careful, they will end up as fatalities.
You can easily ruin your vacation by becoming one of the many fatalities on Idaho's Highway 95, also known as the Goat Trail.
Goat Trail by Disgruntled Idahoan January 1, 2009
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Goat Trail

Taking a path in life that has a high potential for harm.
“She couldn’t extract herself from the abusive relationship, even though she knew it was a goat trail
Goat Trail by Professor Joans February 10, 2018
when one tucks their pecker between his legs behind him, protruding through his butt-crack will be the tip of his pecker, looking like a little goat tail sticking out
carl-"Did you bring your cup with you to soccer practice today?"
evan- "no i didnt but im just going to goat-tail it so im good to go"
Goat-tail by J "goat-tailer" Davis February 24, 2013

Goattailed

the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck
I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.
Goattailed by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026