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Goat Loader 

One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.
Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.
Goat Loader by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010
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loaded goat 

A situation that can potentiality go wrong. Anything that seems not right.
If he had shown up on time for the meeting he would have been the one demoted. ''That's a loaded goat''
loaded goat by MrTweezy March 28, 2011

GOATLOAD 

Usually refferd to as the undigested contents inside a dead animals stomach.The stomach is cut and removed from said animal in order to keep stomach acids and bile from spilling on and tainting the meat. Also known to have a horrible smell. Animal does not have to be a goat.
Billy Bob pissed off Earl by sleeping with their sister first. In retaliation, Earl went to the slaughter house and picked up some goatload to dump in the front seat of Billy Bob's f-150
GOATLOAD by THE POSSUM September 19, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026