Goatiest 

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

Goatiest by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

Goatsie 

a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)

That goatsie man just farted sprockets!

Goatsie by Mars November 9, 2003

goaties 

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

goatie 

A smaller/shorter version of a beard, a much better and cooler style of facial hair, usualy on younger dudes

That dude should really trim his goatie, it exceeds his face like 3 inches

goatie by Some chik January 10, 2005

sex term goasting 

when you push down your lovers head in to the bed while you are having inercors then you have you friend come out ove the closet and fuck her then you go out to the window and wave at her

hey i goasted that bitch sex term goasting

sex term goasting by goasting October 23, 2017

yung goatier

a king, a skinny king, a rich king, a hot king, a smart king and a funny king.

WHOAH are you yung goatier?? you are my idle, u inspired me to lose weight, get surgery and get bitches. I want to be yung goatier

yung goatier by yung tokyo October 5, 2021

Goasting

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.

Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.

Goasting: it's what's for dinner.

Goasting by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009