Top Definition
A tool with too much junk in the trunk.
Stop bothering me while I'm working, you goagie. You're knocking all the shit off my desk.

Hey Goagie, you might want to lay off the cheese fries and hit the dance floor instead.

He thought she was hot at the club...then the next morning, he woke up under a goagie.
by E-Star October 24, 2007

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