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Hop, Skip, and Go Naked 

n. A drink which is derived from mixing the simple ingredients of: A case of cheap beer (ie. natural light), a handle of cheap vodka, and a container of Country Time lemonade mix. Stir all contents together in a gatorade cooler, and add a 5 lb bag of ice.
"When you try 'Hop, Skip, and Go Naked' you will be like, "Wtf is this? It tastes so good!""

"Two cups of Hop, Skip, and Go Naked, and you'll be on your ass."
Hop, Skip, and Go Naked by Reamster December 29, 2007
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Hop Skip and Go Naked 

A body-numbing drink in which you mix a fifth of 190 proof grain, a case of beer (Ice beer preferably, keep that alcohol percentage up...), two containers of lemonade or limeaid concentrate, and a 2-Liter bottle of sprite together with some ice and prepare to not remember. Two or three cups of this stuff will put you on your ass guaranteed. Best drank with people who aren't gonna steal your shit if you blackout.
Dude 1: Shit man, my head hurts, my stomach's in knots, and where the fuck did these stitches come from?

Dude 2: We made Hop Skip and Go Naked last night, you don't remember? We got fucked up and sold a kidney so we could buy a couple eight hour old hotdogs at 7-11.

Dude 1: I'm pretty sure I have an aneurism.

Hop, skip, & go naked 

Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!
Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got

Go Full Faleena Hopkins

To overreach so badly and stupidly that literally everyone, even your former friends, distance themselves from you, then whining and claiming to be a victim when the inevitable backlash occurs.

Named after romance author Faleena Hopkins when she made international headlines for trademarking the word "Cocky" and threatening anyone who used the word in their book titles.
Private Jones went full Faleena Hopkins when he tried to fire and court martial all the generals in his chain of command when the canteen running out of pudding. I hear he's still claming that being denied pudding makes the President guilty of treason. You have to be pretty cocky to go full Faleena Hopkins.

hope and go 

It's slang for a vehicle, (car or truck) that runs very poorly. It's functionality is extremely questionable. It's likely to be an older dilapidated car that requires a ton of maintenance, due to age or lack of care. Performing maintenance has been procrastinated on - big time. It could be a gift horse given to you second hand. It was free or handed over as charity. The owner refuses to properly take care of it except for Fuel and topping off the oil. It's secretly adored for all it's glory. The downside: One never knows when the vehicle may break down. Basically when the Hope and Go must be driven, the owner stresses out while attempting to start the heap. Praying that the vehicle makes it to their destination. Therefore, the Driver describes their heap of a vehicle as a "Hope and Go" because they just hope it goes... originally, it's slang from New Jersey.
Vehicle owner: "Sorry I'm late ... please tell me there's some food left. My Hope and Go was bein' a Biach."

Friend #1: (Joking tone of voice) "Grab a plate - you'd be late, even if you had a race car."

Vehicle owner: (Sarcastic tone) "That hurts . At least I don't look like I was ran over and left for dead."

Friend #1: "Hey - F*#^ off. You should put that thing cout of its misery - its obviously suffering 'cuz it has to deal with you."
hope and go by pissed_off_unicorn December 3, 2018

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class. 

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”
Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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