evil vice principal... looks like a gnome, walks like a gnome... i guess its a gnome... wears blue suits and a red tie to make up for the pointy red hat he can not wear during school hours... short, fat, crew cut, funny nose... evil. in all, summed up, pure. evil...
"Lawn gnome... doo DOO doo doo DOO doo.... youre life is.. and exctiing adventure... lawn gnooome...."
by is toby December 12, 2004
by ButFli May 15, 2004
a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages
"mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you
by lilkitty July 11, 2008
by idubbz May 5, 2016
To send someone the gnome (fig.): to dump somebody preemptively, to take the initiative in a break-up, to terminate a relationship with extreme prejudice
I knew he'd lost interest, so I sent him the gnome.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.
by Lizzard11 October 26, 2005
a word used by a small group of people in columbia, missouri usa to mean one of two things
1. to be experiencing a trip on psychedelic mushrooms (gnomin', gnomed, gnomed out, etc...)
2. japanese anime porn (hentai) which, for one reason or another is just way intense
1. to be experiencing a trip on psychedelic mushrooms (gnomin', gnomed, gnomed out, etc...)
2. japanese anime porn (hentai) which, for one reason or another is just way intense
1. damn, my body feels a little weird, it might have to do with the fact i ate a eighth of shrooms about 30 minutes ago and im starting to gnome
2. damn that bitch with the tentacles in her ass is so gnome!
2. damn that bitch with the tentacles in her ass is so gnome!
by Kajoob February 28, 2008
a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on
my brother is a gnome
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007