gnilf 

Gnome i'd like to fuck.

At first I thought we were in the porn store all of a sudden because there was a long line of what looked like blow-up gnilfs, but we were just in the garden department of Lowes, and they were garden gnome statues. I love me some gnilfs.

gnilf by starafulation chipmonger February 7, 2012

GDILF 

Grand Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck

Holy shit! Can you believe Pierce Brosnan is 62?!? TFW you totally want to bang a GDILF.

GDILF by Kiwi, Cool Story July 11, 2016

GILF complex 

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.

"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.

GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!

gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009

ggilf 

Great-Granny I'd Like to Fuck

Yo nanna such a GGILF!

ggilf by Anonymous October 24, 2003

gilfa

Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.

Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.

gilfa by |Pete| January 24, 2007

GGILF 

Great
Grandmother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

I picked your GGILF up front the nursing home and we smashed. She's now in a wheelchair.

GGILF by German5225 June 2, 2018