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a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)
That goatsie man just farted sprockets!
Goatsie by Mars November 9, 2003
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gnatsemmel 

A person who’s favorite movie is pulp fiction, and also eats her own poop on a occasion
Person: Why are you eating your own poop and watching pulp fiction
gnatsemmel: OMMOMOMMSHSH
gnatsemmel by sebber July 4, 2020
Goatsie is Anal rape to teh EXTREME!!11!!1ONEONE!!!111

Its when one can hover over something like a peice of fruit then drop down and have it fit into their ass tube without it touching the sides.
Dude! You totally goatsied that watermelon!
Goatsie by Justin AKFC. September 18, 2003
When a guy or girl opens his a**hole during sex so you can see it
Wow Shane goatsied last night during sex, it was so big!
Goatsie by Anonymous slut22 September 12, 2017
A safe area used during a game of Chasies / Tag in which a participant cannot be tagged. Also known as 'Den'.

Gatesies is thought to originate from early versions of the game played outside of school, were a defensive player would swing on a gate to remain safe from tagging.
Player 1: You're it

Player 2: You cannot tag me, sir, for I am in Gatsies.
Gatsies by Busterson January 5, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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