Gnarwhaled 

To be gored by a horn-like protrusion.

"Did you just see that Bull hit that guy"
"Yeah he got totally Gnarwhaled"

Gnarwhaled by Andrew Ramsey January 6, 2009

Narwhaled 

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.

Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.

Narwhaled by TGoblin June 28, 2019

gnarwhal 

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

gnarwhal by papermachete November 5, 2005

gnarwhale 

Gnarwhale (när weyl)
- adjective

1. Superlative form of the word 'gnar/gnarly'
- Absolute: gnar/gnarly
- Comparative: gnarkill

2. The most gnar that anything can possibly be. Ever

Often misprounouced as 'när wuhl' (as in the small arctic whale), which is qutie common as the narwhal is quite gnar.

"Dude! the Maglev car it TOTALLY gnarwhale!"

gnarwhale by Amerifunk December 21, 2006

Gnarwhale 

A noun used to describe a horridly obese person, regardless of gender. You will mostly find Gnarwhale's in their natural habitat eating until the cows come home, and neglecting the needs of their children so they can play world of war craft, and are also allergic to an activity called "Excercise". The difference between a typical obese person and a gnarwhale, is that - While some fat people may actually be adorable (like seth rogen), gnarwhales lack attractiveness on all levels, and are typically vicious in personality as well.

~Obese person walks into the zoo with 5 burgers in hand, cussing at people because 'they're in her way'~

~Bystander~ "Well I guess the Zoo Finally decided to add Gnarwhales to the exhibit"

Gnarwhale by StevenJKpower August 22, 2011

gnarwhal 

Superlative form of the word 'gnarly', with the progression being (absolute, comparative, superlative):

gnarly --> gnarkill --> gnarwhal

Often pronounced as 'gnarwhale'

"Dude! That Maglev car is TOTALLY gnarwhal!"

gnarwhal by Amerifunk December 18, 2006

Gnarwhal 

A gnarled on piece of fish leftover by someone at a restaurant, usually has the head and bones remaining.

I just cleaned up table 5 and the woman had left a nasty gnarwhal.

Gnarwhal by JC467 July 1, 2011