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gnarwhale 

Gnarwhale (när weyl)
- adjective

1. Superlative form of the word 'gnar/gnarly'
- Absolute: gnar/gnarly
- Comparative: gnarkill

2. The most gnar that anything can possibly be. Ever

Often misprounouced as 'när wuhl' (as in the small arctic whale), which is qutie common as the narwhal is quite gnar.
"Dude! the Maglev car it TOTALLY gnarwhale!"
gnarwhale by Amerifunk December 21, 2006
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Gnarwhale 

A noun used to describe a horridly obese person, regardless of gender. You will mostly find Gnarwhale's in their natural habitat eating until the cows come home, and neglecting the needs of their children so they can play world of war craft, and are also allergic to an activity called "Excercise". The difference between a typical obese person and a gnarwhale, is that - While some fat people may actually be adorable (like seth rogen), gnarwhales lack attractiveness on all levels, and are typically vicious in personality as well.
~Obese person walks into the zoo with 5 burgers in hand, cussing at people because 'they're in her way'~

~Bystander~ "Well I guess the Zoo Finally decided to add Gnarwhales to the exhibit"
Gnarwhale by StevenJKpower August 22, 2011

gnarwhal 

Superlative form of the word 'gnarly', with the progression being (absolute, comparative, superlative):

gnarly --> gnarkill --> gnarwhal

Often pronounced as 'gnarwhale'
"Dude! That Maglev car is TOTALLY gnarwhal!"
gnarwhal by Amerifunk December 18, 2006

Gnarwhal 

A gnarled on piece of fish leftover by someone at a restaurant, usually has the head and bones remaining.
I just cleaned up table 5 and the woman had left a nasty gnarwhal.
Gnarwhal by JC467 July 1, 2011

Gnarwhaled 

To be gored by a horn-like protrusion.
"Did you just see that Bull hit that guy"
"Yeah he got totally Gnarwhaled"
Gnarwhaled by Andrew Ramsey January 6, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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