Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 11, 2023

Butt gluten

BUTT GLU-TON
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...

Tom H:"Moomin loves butt; he allwaysgets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

gluten ribs

A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.

Those Gluten Ribs weren't too bad, not like the last batch the dog wouldn't eat.

by Eric Fast September 24, 2010

Gluten Paws

When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.

Get your filthy gluten paws away from my food!

by MrBoobers July 26, 2020

Gluten Eyes

The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.

Hey Fiona did you eat pasta again? Those Gluten eyes are freaking me out.

by Spritz4lyf May 6, 2016

To Get Glutened

When someone with Celiac Disease inadvertently eats gluten.

Someone who has Celiac Disease must take extreme precautions in restaurants in order not to get glutened.

by Mother of a Celiac June 20, 2017

Gluten Heaven

Gluten Heaven can be found inside any country style restaurant.

Welcome to Gluten Heaven our special today is chicken fried steak with gravy ,biscuits and choice of waffle or pancakes.

by Jsncsub October 10, 2016