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when a dude gets head while he takes a shit
i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie
glumpie by nick the goth January 5, 2006
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glamplify 

To make more glamorous.
These products will glamplify your face by hiding wrinkles.
glamplify by smjgJsbjgsm June 12, 2018

Glamlife Party Spa

A mobile place to party with manicures , pedicures and facials.
let's party in a beautiful glamorous way at Glamlife Party Spa!
Glamlife Party Spa by Glamlife Nails September 20, 2016
(noun/adjective) A word indicating something that is bad, unpleasant, or of poor quality. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something negatively.
"After a series of unfortunate events, my day took a glumple turn when I missed the bus and then got caught in the rain."
Glumple by word makeruper August 2, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026