glover

1. A gay lover.
2. A man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. Is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.

Kiki: Lydia I saw your Facebook, you're engaged?!

Lydia: (chuckles) He's my glover, silly! I mean did you see his profile picture? The man has better hair than I do!

by I<3Elephants October 20, 2010

glover

the name of an extreme liberal femanist who exclaims the rights of animals and women; usually an english teacher

I hate going to english class; I've got a glover, that femanist.

by imacdaddy18 November 2, 2006

glover

Someone involved in the fetishistic sexual act of sprocketing. The glover is the one who bites the choker on the throat until he draws blood.

"Dave gives hickeys that draw blood. He's such a glover!"

by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

Glover

A Guy that eats Gloves
This Runs through the Anderson Family.

This Diease includes Trish, Phil, Glover And the other Three Fucked kids.
Their ages combined = 483

get out of here glover

by JohnnyMcFacker March 14, 2012

glover

The act of ejaculating in a live electrical light socket while inserting a full long neck beer bottle in ones anus while watching it bubble. Specifically at company functions.

That guy sure made one hell of a "glover"lastnight , now all the lights in the office don't work.

by Magnum ken August 24, 2017

Glover

Resembles Harry Potter uses wizardry to penetrate roebuck in chemistry lessons. Body building mum, fit sister.

mmm Roebuck shove it in my ass! Love Glover

by Meaty Maddock April 10, 2009

Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.

Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.

by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017