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1. Noun.

Short form of glossoprostitute

Etymology: <Greek glosso (speech) + <Latin prostitute (whore)

cf. prossie

One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.

Since the boob job, Caty had lost her girl-next-door charm and became just another glossie.

glossie by Lugh Summerson May 19, 2014

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Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.

Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

Glossier hoodie by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021

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grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

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Glosser

To gloss over life by whoring and drugging. She was happy and horny and smooth as glass.

She was a glosser, she always walked from rich lovers because she needed to be a whore, not just treated like one, she wanted a lifestyle of a glosser.

Glosser by 8trackgto November 3, 2018

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glossed

A state of extreme highness in which ones eyes are quite shiny and appear glossy.

Dude Dylan smoked some quality dank and got hella glossed on friday.

glossed by Buh Buh BlackPower October 17, 2008

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Glossed Up

She's got them DSLs prepped to suck the D.

Did you see them lips? She's all glossed up and ready to go.

Glossed Up by HillsMountains May 4, 2018

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Glossip

The act of wiping ones bare genetalia on someone else's property.

Most effective on a humid day when the crotch groove is at its sweatiest.

I found out my brother used my new towel as a jizz rag, so next time i'm at his house, i'm going to glossip his toothbrush.

Glossip by dangermark January 3, 2010

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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