Double Top Glop Glop 

When two bitches slurp and gargle their saliva on each side of your dick

"Damn bro last night Emma and Ashley gave me that Double Top Glop Glop"

"No they didn't, you fucking retard. Stop capping, get off the adderall and go get some bitches."

Double Top Glop Glop by CertifiedMilfClapper March 1, 2022

glip glop

it's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for jews.

What up my glip glops!

glip glop by BurritoFist July 23, 2015

glop head

Heavy drinker, boozer, alcoholic.

He drank 20 pints of Stella, the glop head.

glop head by Bob Cresswell September 20, 2006

glop

A massive a cum session

That bitch got Glopped on.

glop by Uli April 29, 2005

Goobly-glop 

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.

We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom

Goobly-glop by MansUsuallyHot November 13, 2017

Glip gloop glop 

A few words in a alien language

Alien 1: Grobble gob glip gloop glop?
Alien 2: Grob Gob Glip gloop glop

Glip gloop glop by Greg the alien June 4, 2020

glop

To squeeze a gel substance or thick liquid out of a tube or other container.
This is the sound of the substance hitting a surface.

She glopped the KY out of the tube to remedy her dryness.

glop by Rabid Squirrel May 20, 2003