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Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."
Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.

The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.
glonous by Fleet Pete December 9, 2008
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Defined by a having a significant amount of glone, such as the history and cultual of China
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
glonous by 2.2 January 21, 2009
A misspelling of the word "glorious" printed on some chopstick wrappers from chinese food resturants. It is also sometimes used as a word that sounds dirty but isn't.
...please try your nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history....

guy 1: What do you have there?

guy 2: a glonous

guy 1: .......
Glonous by super glonous April 12, 2011
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical Chinese glonous history. and cultual.
glonous by eyewrisT January 4, 2008
glonous - despicable, horrible
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cutlual.
glonous by Dr J. December 15, 2007
man that glongus was really a genna moment amirite
glongus by richie smile January 26, 2021