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1.
adj. meaning: savory, flavorful, or mouth-watering (Chinese cookery)
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultural."
by BennyHinn January 20, 2008
 
2.
Defined by a having a significant amount of glone, such as the history and cultual of China
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
by 2.2 October 11, 2008
 
3.
Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."
Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.

The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.

by Fleet Pete November 11, 2008
 
4.
A misspelling of the word "glorious" printed on some chopstick wrappers from chinese food resturants. It is also sometimes used as a word that sounds dirty but isn't.
...please try your nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history....

guy 1: What do you have there?

guy 2: a glonous

guy 1: .......
by super glonous March 25, 2011
 
5.
glorious; ginormous number
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical Chinese glonous history. and cultual.
by eyewrisT December 12, 2007
 
6.
glonous - despicable, horrible
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cutlual.
by Dr J. November 16, 2007