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gomerAmerica

Term used by the East Coast Blue State Liberal Elite to describe Middle (or "Red State") America, which they view as consisting solely of Bible-thumping, gun-toting uneducated gaptoothed yokels who all drive their pickup trucks to Wal-Mart.

Please note the correct spelling...lowercase g, capital A.
"Well Dan, it looks like gomerAmerica has handed President Bush a mandate for a second term. Clearly, the Democratic agenda of abortions and gay marriages for everyone didn't resonate with them."
gomerAmerica by ilk December 17, 2004

gloomerati

A cynical worldwide movement to convince people that the world is controlled by a small number of high powered individuals. The international marketing of conspiracy theories that prey on the paranoia of the underdogs in society.
The 9/11 conspiracy theorists are part of the gloomerati which are profiteering from the mass hysteria generated by tragic events.

The gloomerati want you to believe that a small number of powerful people are conspiring to maintain a hold over your life.
gloomerati by joshua rainbird March 15, 2008

con-glompmerate 

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.
Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate
con-glompmerate by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008

Gomratelium 

A word used to characterize someone who is visibly grumpy, sulking, or in a bad mood.
After losing the game, he became a total gomratelium, refusing to speak to anyone for the rest of the day.
Gomratelium by Saikonaut March 20, 2024

glimverate 

To experience a sudden moment of emotional clarity or connection sparked by a small, beautiful detail — like a flicker of light, a smile, or a line in a song — especially when it shifts your perspective or mood unexpectedly.
"As the sun hit the stained glass, she glimverated — suddenly understanding what peace really meant."
glimverate by tina345 May 23, 2025

nitrous glycerate 

nitrous glycerate is a compound most commonly made by homemade bomb makers since the materials are easy to get
dude that man is illlegally making a nitrous glycerate bomb
nitrous glycerate by rape artist December 26, 2021