glogging

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.

George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.

by fookyahmaurice August 19, 2010

Glog Glog Glog

The sound made when someone drinks. Similar to the sound Nom Nom Nom when eating.

Me-This food is good Nom Nom Nom
My girlfriend-So is this soda Glog Glog Glog

by beyonddisturbed January 4, 2009

Glogged

The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.

yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged

by FerretGod January 31, 2021

GLOG

It is an acronym used by some card carrying nerds, for the phrase "Good Looking Out G."

Guy: "Hey I got you some pizza roles for the magic tournament tonight"

Other Guy: "GLOG!"

Guy: "WERD"

by basementaljack August 5, 2010

Glogs

Cigarettes; can also be used as a verb,
as in, glogging (smoking a cigarette) or in the singular, i.e.- glog.
(This word originated in Ridgewood, New Jersey, a town which developed its own slang and language of sarcasm. It was essentially pioneered and cultivated by the infamous Stephan Ross of 118 Lincoln Avenue Fame.)

What kind of glogs do you smoke?;

Can I have a glog?;

It sucks that Bloomberg passed that law that you can no longer glog in bars;

I would tell him but he borrowed my lighter and is now outside glogging...

by Ridgewood September 29, 2004

glog

Glog, the sound a woman makes while deep throating a massive cock.

Man 1: Damn dude! you see that chick?
Man 2: Glog, glog, glog. Nah mean?

Man 1: Coming out tonight Wes?
Man 2: Nah, chilling with the girl.
Man 1: Glog, glog, glog!

Man: Yeah, take that shit bitch!
Woman: GLOG GLOG GLOG *cough* GLOG GLOG *drool*
Man: Yeah look at those blood shot eyes!

by Seventk May 13, 2011

Glog

A blowjob

Yo, Amber gave me the maddest glog yesterday

by Unkn0wn Yut3 February 12, 2021