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People who believe Glock is the best handgun made are glocksuckers.
Melvin is a real knee-burning glocksucker.
by MN_Jack76 May 04, 2008
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A person who finds it necessar, in every situation l, to insert themselves the conversation in order to assert that Glocks are better than all other handguns; a worshipper at the Church of St. Gaston.
Gun Dealer: Here, take a look at this P226.

Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...

Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.

Gun Dealer: Just ignore him, he's a Glocksucker.
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