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glitterbag 

To cover the scrotum in a handful/cup of glitter and the proceed to dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or face of another person
Person 1: We should glitterbag shawn...
Person 2: Consider him glittered.

Glitterfaced 

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.
It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.
Glitterfaced by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010

Glitterage 

Edward Cullen, or Casey Roth, sparkley things
Casey Roth has glitterage around his mouth.
Glitterage by :trollface: March 8, 2012

Glitterfagot 

glitterfagot That weird uncle with a neck beard that wears a tutu to thanksgiving. Dont be the glitterfagot of the family
Ugh I fucking hate unckle steve. What a glitterfagot
Glitterfagot by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Glitterface 

A word used deragatorily inside a traumatizing mp4 that was popular back in 2016 or so
"Dude! You're such a glitterface!"
"Why would you ever call me that"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026