is short for 'glatzkopf' - the German word to describe somebody as bald. Used by English-speakers so as to codify someone's baldness with a view to discussing it openly in front of them. See 'beglatzed'.
Jeff: "Have you seen Cody's bald head? What a loser."
Brian: "Oh, hey Cody!"
Cody: "Hi guys."
Brian: "You're right Jeff - a definite glatz."
"Sheila splashed her wetness right across Barry's glatz"
Gay Steve was dying to spaff all over Bald Tony's glatz.
Brian: "Oh, hey Cody!"
Cody: "Hi guys."
Brian: "You're right Jeff - a definite glatz."
"Sheila splashed her wetness right across Barry's glatz"
Gay Steve was dying to spaff all over Bald Tony's glatz.
by Ian Gee April 21, 2006
Bald in german. Used to refer to the bald dumbfuck cult. There is no need for the individual to be bald, just genuinely fucking stupid
Person 1: "Mr.Hadow is so stupid, I bet he only gets attention from his FBI agent"
Person 2: "He is such a glatze"
Person 2: "He is such a glatze"
by GoldBadName March 8, 2021