A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.
I just shit and it feels like glass is coming out my ass, I must have the Glass Shits.
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
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A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
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1.when you shit is to big for you asshole therefore causing much pain as it scrapes the side of your ass like glass.
the shit-glass caused my ass to bleed
by Juiceman4 November 16, 2011
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a nice way to tell someone to shove it.
idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.
by kurticus July 31, 2010
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