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glassoles 

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.
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glassoles by sugarfree April 14, 2014

Glasgow kiss 

“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”
Glasgow kiss by Hshdbfhfnfbbfby February 2, 2019

glasgow kiss 

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.
Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.
glasgow kiss by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008
A city of extremes. In one day you can view the original Salvador Dhali Christ painting, spend the afternoon wandering the chic boutiques and vintage shops of the west end and then get chased by neds "doon the gallowgate" and consume more saturated fat in one meal than you ever thought possible.

Glaswegians have a fantastic sense of humour though and are overall extremely friendly and enjoy a bit of banter.
Tourist "I got stabbed by a ned in Glasgow but he gave me directions to the hospital and change for the 38 bus"
Glasgow by ExtraIce December 8, 2010
The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017

Glastonbury High School 

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School