verb transitive
To add glitter to and then laminate a document, thus making it glamorous.
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: glitter + laminate. Coined by an intoxicated camper who wished to convey the style and permanence of the certificate she ought to receive for completing a drinking challenge.
"You know, she drank way more than she usually does. We really should make her an award with MS Publisher and glaminate it."
"Umm...Courtney? Why is there glitter in the laminator?"
"I was glaminating some documents for a board meeting later today."
To glaze a someone named Lacinder, Belinda or just Linda, also known a 'Glacinding'. The act of GLACINDERING is also the act of one entering a higher plain of being, as to perform this act, one must maintain a bitch, *henceforth known as a maiden* named one of the threeformerly mentioned titles. Once thou hath gained such a maiden, thou must sheathe your longsword verily. Burst and let'th your river flow. Such is the act, of glacindering, and the honourable art of the GLACINDER.
To Glacinder: I didn't enjoy being Glacinded, therefore I ammerely a maiden in search of another of my own kind.