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gizmondo 

An example of how people can make a good idea, make the product, and make it crap.
Oh no, we've done a gizmondo!
gizmondo by Elmand May 12, 2007
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gazmando 

a man who is a leader in his tribe/ household/ top of his class.
' you know why i got the job? ...because I am the gazmando'
gazmando by G.L September 10, 2008

gizmondo 

A gadget or machine that may seem cool when it first comes out, but ends up sucking so hard that you feel ashamed to even invest a friggin' penny on this piece of shit.
I got a whopping $3 for my gizmondo on Ebay.
gizmondo by The D-Man November 24, 2006

gizmondo 

A gizmondo is someone who is very cheap, and very bad at managing money. Most gizmondos will avoid paying for anything at anytime. If its free, no matter how bad the product may be, a gizmondo will take it.

Gizmondos usually have very few friends, due to the fact that thier friends, most of the time, end up paying for the gizmondos activities or drinks.

Homeless people could technically be considered gizmondo material, because, through beggind, and panhandling, they get thier food and liquor for free.

Man, Mitch is such a Gizmondo, he wouldn't fork out $10 for fuel when I drove him to work for a week straight.

<woman> Jesse was such a gizmondo on our date, we went for a walk, and just talked. Then when the bill came at dinner he "forgot" his wallet.
gizmondo by JayToTheNizzo September 11, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026