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Night Janitor: What's that noise in the girl's locker room?
OH, GOD! How did the Coke machine get moved in front of the stall? Who turned on the fucking showers?!

Blonde girl Poltergeist: It's meee. Tee Heee.. and now you die.

Night Janitor: Lord, save me from her wicked gisdom! Those damn Wiccan kids must've done this.

gisdom by Michael Whitney December 11, 2007
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Giscombobulated 

The act of being lost or confused in situations
Omar was giscombobulated at the difficult math question.
Giscombobulated by Not Known March 15, 2022
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Semen.
Usually spelt jism.
gissom by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
When I reply with only gifs and dominate you.
I'm gonna gifdom you now.
gifdom by fatloserwatchingeye January 7, 2023

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026